I might get a dog.
Oh god that'd eb sweet. Id train that mofo to attack.
Well people I don't like anyways. I'd train it to, I would.
Then I'd equip it with a jet pack, and possibly lasers.
HOW KICK ASS WOULD THAT BE?!
We could go on a series of misfortunate adventures.
Maybe, I could teach it to jet-pack into peoples homes and laser thier faces off.
But only the people who make the same 5 goddamn myspace bulletins every day begging people to comment on thier hideous ass pictures that no one wants to look at in the first place.
That's the ticket.
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haha i had to comment, this made me lol too much becaus ei could just see a boxer... with you hovering on some kind of evil mastermind hover machine saying ... go ahead hendrix.. ATTACK! ... and don't forget to steal their food!
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